As you all know I am not sporting a
very attractive plastic bumbag. I am so
paranoid of losing all my money that I have it underneath my clothes. This means that I have a very sweaty red belly
(and am constantly in fear of overheating)
If you think that’s bad, I also have
a rash on my arm. I sent a picture to
Sarah and Alan (ex nurse and ex GP) and they confirmed that I do indeed have ringworm.
Ace! Apparently it’s nothing to worry about and I
could have got it from anywhere. It has
nothing to do with the fact that I am dirty stinker (I think they might just be
being kind).
My feet look like they have been
dragged up and down a cheese grater and you could actually sharpen knives on my
heels. They were never my best feature (The
Breed’s all have feet like hobbits) but now they are in another league of wrongness.
I may have to soak them in wax for about
3 days once I return.
And then to add insult to injury I
have the most ridiculous tan you have ever seen. It’s a bloody good job that no one sees me
(or is likely to see me) naked as I have a brown face, arms and legs (just up
to my knees) and the rest of me is white.
It’s too sexy.
Now if you’d all like to form an
orderly queue. I’ll be back before you
know it. I have a feeling that you’ll
all want a bit of me now.
you can't come back...... we are all enjoying the reading so much. Go on make my day and go and stay at an Ashram somewhere in India. I would love to know how it makes you feel and think. Google and find one the next place you are going, food, drink, bed is free.
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