I woke up early to a message from Mr Amazing (he might not be quite as amazing as I first though. Grrr). It appears I’ve been dumped before I’ve even been on a date (is that even possible?). I don’t generally laugh when I get blown out but this text was brilliant as he sent it before he’d finished (Fail!). It was a really short message and ended with him saying “Have dump”. I can only assume that he meant to say have fun (you’ve got to love predictive text). Or maybe not, maybe he was going to say “Have dumped you” Who knows?
He followed this up with another message saying “LOL, sent message before I’d finished”. LOL??????????? You can’t bin someone and then tell them how you are laughing out loud. I think Mr Amazing might have missed the lesson on how to dump chicks with an appropriate level of grace.
On the flip side, and to level out receiving a shit mesage, I received an email from Trip Advisor congratulating me on earning my first helpful vote from another traveller. Boom!. See, there is a point to me! The fortune teller’s prediction of me bringing joy to the world starts here. Watch this space.
Aside from the getting dumped part I was in a really good mood. I felt really excited to have a plan. Karin, Phillip and I are off to Kollom to get a houseboat to Alleyppey. We just get to chill on a luxury floating house for a couple of days. The boat goes all through the back waters of Kerala and is meant to be beautiful. It sounds idyllic and it can’t come soon enough. I also love the fact that while we’ve been trying to arrange this, people have been offering for me to “come on their boat”. Hahahaha. I’m sorry but it’s still funny. Even if I am the only one laughing (out loud).
I’m super excited about the house boat but it’s also nice to have people to kick about with. Everything just becomes a whole heap easier when you're with other people. Karin and Phillip and the perfect companions. They are really arty and intelligent as well as having a great sense of humour, not to mention that their English is far better than mine. Karin has a warmth about her, that is enchanting. She is bursting with joy and happiness as well as having a wonderful dark side and a filthy laugh. Phillip is great too. He is super intelligent as well as being a bit of a dude. I feel really comfortable with them (even after Clarkey asked me if they were swingers. Bad Clarkey!!. They’re not, just so you know).
I’m really looking forward to the weekend.
He followed this up with another message saying “LOL, sent message before I’d finished”. LOL??????????? You can’t bin someone and then tell them how you are laughing out loud. I think Mr Amazing might have missed the lesson on how to dump chicks with an appropriate level of grace.
On the flip side, and to level out receiving a shit mesage, I received an email from Trip Advisor congratulating me on earning my first helpful vote from another traveller. Boom!. See, there is a point to me! The fortune teller’s prediction of me bringing joy to the world starts here. Watch this space.
Aside from the getting dumped part I was in a really good mood. I felt really excited to have a plan. Karin, Phillip and I are off to Kollom to get a houseboat to Alleyppey. We just get to chill on a luxury floating house for a couple of days. The boat goes all through the back waters of Kerala and is meant to be beautiful. It sounds idyllic and it can’t come soon enough. I also love the fact that while we’ve been trying to arrange this, people have been offering for me to “come on their boat”. Hahahaha. I’m sorry but it’s still funny. Even if I am the only one laughing (out loud).
I’m super excited about the house boat but it’s also nice to have people to kick about with. Everything just becomes a whole heap easier when you're with other people. Karin and Phillip and the perfect companions. They are really arty and intelligent as well as having a great sense of humour, not to mention that their English is far better than mine. Karin has a warmth about her, that is enchanting. She is bursting with joy and happiness as well as having a wonderful dark side and a filthy laugh. Phillip is great too. He is super intelligent as well as being a bit of a dude. I feel really comfortable with them (even after Clarkey asked me if they were swingers. Bad Clarkey!!. They’re not, just so you know).
I’m really looking forward to the weekend.
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