I have
walked for miles today. My little
pinkies are red raw. My opinion of Baga
has not changed at all. It is pretty
vile. It is entirely designed for
westerners (although apparently they don’t get here till November). The other thing that is super weird is the
amount of dentists surgeries there are.
I am generalising but the Indian’s I have met are not known for there
dazzling railings. I can’t imagine there
is a huge demand for dentists, but then what do I know.
Whilst out
walking today I passed a couple of long haired bearded white blokes but I went
shy and only managed a measly smile.
What’s happened to me? I think I
may have spent too much time alone. I
realised this may be the case today when I started inspecting my elbows (who does
that?). For the first time in 39 years I
have realised that I have hair on my elbows.
Is that even normal?
I figured
if I spent anymore time alone I may be taken away by the men in white coats so
I went back to Sunny’s (travel agents).
All the boys were there with a new addition (Pete and his dog Nancy . I am pretty sure that they make up English
names to make things easier for me). We played
Rummy for hours. These boys are so brilliant. These are certainly my kind of people. I have belly laughed for the first time since
arriving.
So, there
is the main dude (his name I can’t remember, but I have a sneaky suspicion that
he may be the town drug dealer). He is
married to a Russian lady and from what I gather they live next door to the
travel agent. They have an 8 year old
daughter and she is quite possibly the brightest little button I have ever
met. She is set to break hearts all over
India . Pretty as a picture.
Then there
is Sunny. Sunny is the funniest, most positive
person I think I have ever met. He is so
laid back it’s surprising his eyes are even open. I appreciate that I probably sound like a bit
of a prick now but he has the most amazing energy. I am utterly drawn to him (in a non sexual
sense). He has the most amazing wit and
his grasp of the English language is quite spectacular. He made me feel so welcome, I could learn heaps from this man (If I wasn’t
leaving tomorrow)
Then
finally is the bloke from Kerala (again I can’t remember his name). He looks like a human Wookie. He has quite possibly the biggest beard I
have ever seen (Members of ZZ top would be envious). He is covered from head to toe in tattoos and
he is a total dude. He is also shitter
than I am at Rummy, so I love him even more for that. At some stage in the evening I was worried
that he could see my cards only for him to reply “are you kidding. I can’t see
past my beard”.
These boys
rock the world. Maybe I don’t need
westerners after all. These boys have
made me the happiest I have been since arriving. Maybe Goa
isn’t so shit after all.
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