Thank the lord that we are leaving tomorrow. I am now the talk of the cliff (secretly I like it). I am now known as happy girl, which loosely translated means girl who was totally and utterly shit faced. For 4 weeks I have been sweetness and light so I don’t think anyone was prepared for drunk Breed. It’s not for the faint hearted.
The worst part for me is that people keep talking to me today and I have absolutely no idea who they are. I was ready to introduce myself to a girl earlier but luckily fish told me that I had been sitting next to her all the previous night. Doh!
The good thing is that I think I might have got it out of my system as the thought of booze is the furthest thing from my mind since feeling like I was going to die for most of yesterday. Normal service resumed and I was in bed by 10pm last night. I almost feel brand new.
Fish and I went for a massage this morning. I had been telling him how great it was and how much he was going to enjoy it. After he was done he came out looking a bit sheepish only to inform me that instead of the chicks doing it a bloke had massaged him. He said the bloke was rubbing around his ball sack (Fish’s, not his own) and asking him if he liked it. I can imagine poor little fish being ever so polite but terrified at the same time. To make matters worse he said he had hands like sandpaper. Fish is now going to have a massage in the next place (by a woman) just so he can erase the memory from his mind forever. Luckily I am here to remind him (and to post on the blog).
Tomorrow we are off to Kovalam Beach to cash in the best present I have ever been given. My beautiful, wonderful boys from work clubbed together for my leaving present and organized for me to have a couple of nights in a 5 star hotel. I cannot tell you how excited I am. How nice to look at rooms that we can actually afford (as opposed to the torture that Cina and I put ourselves through). We have a shortlist of 3 places and they are all the absolute dogs. I shall be sure to post pictures all over facebook so watch this space. If any of my boys are still reading the blog I love you all dearly and can’t even tell you how much this means to me. I have been looking forward to this for 3 months. I am a very lucky girl. Thank you.
The worst part for me is that people keep talking to me today and I have absolutely no idea who they are. I was ready to introduce myself to a girl earlier but luckily fish told me that I had been sitting next to her all the previous night. Doh!
The good thing is that I think I might have got it out of my system as the thought of booze is the furthest thing from my mind since feeling like I was going to die for most of yesterday. Normal service resumed and I was in bed by 10pm last night. I almost feel brand new.
Fish and I went for a massage this morning. I had been telling him how great it was and how much he was going to enjoy it. After he was done he came out looking a bit sheepish only to inform me that instead of the chicks doing it a bloke had massaged him. He said the bloke was rubbing around his ball sack (Fish’s, not his own) and asking him if he liked it. I can imagine poor little fish being ever so polite but terrified at the same time. To make matters worse he said he had hands like sandpaper. Fish is now going to have a massage in the next place (by a woman) just so he can erase the memory from his mind forever. Luckily I am here to remind him (and to post on the blog).
Tomorrow we are off to Kovalam Beach to cash in the best present I have ever been given. My beautiful, wonderful boys from work clubbed together for my leaving present and organized for me to have a couple of nights in a 5 star hotel. I cannot tell you how excited I am. How nice to look at rooms that we can actually afford (as opposed to the torture that Cina and I put ourselves through). We have a shortlist of 3 places and they are all the absolute dogs. I shall be sure to post pictures all over facebook so watch this space. If any of my boys are still reading the blog I love you all dearly and can’t even tell you how much this means to me. I have been looking forward to this for 3 months. I am a very lucky girl. Thank you.
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