Fish is here!!!!!!! I could hardly sleep last night I was so excited. We had arranged to meet at the hotel in Ernakulem. I thought I would be there before him but as soon as I walked in I saw his big smiley face. I honestly could have cried. I have not felt so happy in a long time. I am the luckiest girl in the world to have such brilliant pals and they don’t come much better than Mr Fisher.
He is booked into the Grand Hotel and there is a reason why it’s called grand. It is so swish. I am used to staying in places that cost about a fiver a night. This costs £35 a night (hope Fish has already paid). The room is enormous. It even has a desk for fuck sake. I have pretty much nicked everything that isn’t nailed down. So far I have a comb, sewing kit, soap etc etc. I’ve even nicked the shower cap. Not sure what I’m going to do with it but that’s not the point.
Everything is computerised. There are so many buttons it feels like it’s a control centre for Nasa. We have been here about 5 hours and I still haven’t worked out what all the buttons do. I am not very good with technology at the best of times. I am still learning how to use my iphone and I’ve had it for 10 months (without losing it. Personal record).
My bed is the most comfortable bed I have EVER slept in. I could honestly nut down here for about a week and I’d be happy as you like. The pillows are like sleeping on marshmallows (I would assume). And get this the shower even has a pull out chair so that you don’t have to bother standing up. That is the height of laziness. I am definitely going to use it though. Do you think Fish would mind if we just stay here for two weeks?
It was exciting enough to see Fish but it felt like all my Christmases had come at once when he gave me a shit load of stuff from home. He even bought me new knickers. I am now the proud owner of 5 new sparkly clean pair of pants. They look almost too good to wear. He also bought me some nail varnish too. He said that he had to get them in two different shops as he thought buying knickers and nail varnish in one shop might send of wrong signals. hehe.
So happy I could burst.
He is booked into the Grand Hotel and there is a reason why it’s called grand. It is so swish. I am used to staying in places that cost about a fiver a night. This costs £35 a night (hope Fish has already paid). The room is enormous. It even has a desk for fuck sake. I have pretty much nicked everything that isn’t nailed down. So far I have a comb, sewing kit, soap etc etc. I’ve even nicked the shower cap. Not sure what I’m going to do with it but that’s not the point.
Everything is computerised. There are so many buttons it feels like it’s a control centre for Nasa. We have been here about 5 hours and I still haven’t worked out what all the buttons do. I am not very good with technology at the best of times. I am still learning how to use my iphone and I’ve had it for 10 months (without losing it. Personal record).
My bed is the most comfortable bed I have EVER slept in. I could honestly nut down here for about a week and I’d be happy as you like. The pillows are like sleeping on marshmallows (I would assume). And get this the shower even has a pull out chair so that you don’t have to bother standing up. That is the height of laziness. I am definitely going to use it though. Do you think Fish would mind if we just stay here for two weeks?
It was exciting enough to see Fish but it felt like all my Christmases had come at once when he gave me a shit load of stuff from home. He even bought me new knickers. I am now the proud owner of 5 new sparkly clean pair of pants. They look almost too good to wear. He also bought me some nail varnish too. He said that he had to get them in two different shops as he thought buying knickers and nail varnish in one shop might send of wrong signals. hehe.
So happy I could burst.
Admit it, you did actually cry when you saw Fish.
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